Dont wear anal beads in public lol

So yesterday i felt brave so i tried wearing anal beads while going to the store. I always wear buttplugs like literally 90% of my time alive the past 2 years i wore a buttplug (thats for a another story) so i thought beads would be a good step up. So lubed up my butt and put all 8 beads in there. It felt fine for the first 15 minutes. Unfortunately 15 minutes was enough for me to get on a bus. It started to feel really weird at first kinda nice actually but when i got off the bus it started to hurt a little bit. It felt like it wanted to come out. I was wearing shorts so it wasnt an option to pull it out partly. So i got my groceries and caught a bus back home. While sitting in the bus it got really bad so i leaned to the side and pulled my shorts down (no underwear) and i couldn't get it out still. I had to spit on my palm and fist my asshole to grab it. I pulled it out a bit and then i saw some gal about walk next me so i quickly sat up and covered my naked private parts with my grocery bag. She looked at me and looked pretty disgusted haha and then walked away. I again leaned to the side and finally pushed the first bead out. I slowly one by one pushed them all out and hid them in my grocery bag. Thank god i made it before my stop. So please never ever try this thanks <3