WHY do you play with your ass?

I'm not gay.
But I LOVE jamming huge things up in my ass.
I also LOVE jamming BIG LONG THICK things deep in my ass.
I NEVER think or plan on having any MANS cock anywhere near my ass.
The MAIN reason is this.
1- I'm NOT gay or Bi.
and
2- I don't think there is a man on earth that has a big enough cock that would satisfy me.
A little like why some women wont fuck guys because they have small dicks.

So what I want to know is this....
I know there are men here who are just like me.
They ENJOY anal stimulation and DON'T want a mans cock.

SO, this is my question to you guys...

What made you start playing with your ass, and when?

This is what got me started into the mysterious world of ANAL PLAY...

When I was about 15. I found a vibrator in my older sisters drawer.
At first I didn't know what it was. But then I discovered it had a twist cap with two arrows.
I twisted it one way and then the other. And nothing happened.
I was on a mission. I had to find out what this was and what did it do.

So I swiped it and bailed out of her room.
She was away for the weekend so I had a few days to find out what it was.

I hid it in my room and then went to have dinner.
I couldn't stop thinking about it while I was eating. I was eager to figure out what it was.

So I scoffed down the food in record time and then went back into my room to watch some TV.
I pulled it out and started to investigate.
After about 10 minutes of pulling and twisting the end cap. It popped open.
I then discovered it had a cavity for a battery....
I looked up to the ceiling thinking what the hell is this.
It hit me after a few minutes of brain crunching it's cogs.
It was a massage wand. lol......

I quickly jumped up and went back to put it back where I had found it.
Third drawer down right side deep down the back under some clothes.
(OK, so I was snooping around. Who else had a sister or brother and went on a snooping mission....lol)
I bailed once again after placing exactly where it was before I found it and retreated back to my room.

While sitting there watching TV....I kept seeing the vibrator in my mind.
I don't know why I did it. But I got up and went back in to snag it.....
I got back to my room and had a better look. It was about 10 inches long.
Hard plastic shaft with a tapered end. A little like a huge pencil tip but not so pointed.
I managed to open it up and discovered it took D size batteries.
It was about 1 and a 1/2 inches thick.
I knew I had batteries of this size as I was into boom boxes.
So I grabbed by boom box and ripped out three batteries.
I bunged them in and screwed the end cap on.
I twisted the end switch one way and then the other way till it fired up.
It had a one way proportional switch which made the vibrations increase in gradual increments the more you twisted the end cap.
It really felt great in my hand.
So I started to run it along my forearm and across my shoulder.
Then on my neck and eventually had it buzzing all over my head.....
Looking back now, I wonder if there were aliens looking down at me laughing their asses off.
Saying, look at this dumbass rubbing his head with his sisters VIBRATOR....lol....

I decided then, I was keeping this.
If my sister finds out it was missing . I would deny any knowledge of what she was talking about.

Later that night. I pulled it out again and had a play with it.
Felt great buzzing around my scalp.....I loved it.
I started to get a little horny so I pulled out some porn mags I got off a mate who raided his father secret stash.
Apparently his old man had hundreds of porn mags which my mate said he would never notice some were missing.

ANYWAY,,,,,,,,,,,,, While flicking through the mags. I stopped at this page where I saw something that looked familiar.
One babe was there spread out wide with this thing buried in her ass.
The end of it looked even more familiar.
Over the next page, she had it out and it was right next to her body on the bed.
HOLY FUCK!!!!!
I then realized what I had sitting next to me on my bed.
It looked identical. Just a different color.
That day I discovered what a vibrator was....
At first I thought eewh... My sister had this thing most likely in her ass like the chick in the mag did.
I jumped up a little in bed as I stared down at the vibrator..
I gave out another EEWH!!!
And then suddenly, something twigged inside of me.
A feeling I had never experienced before.
I had a feeling inside of me that grew and grew and grew until a thought popped into my head.
I NEED TO PUT THIS THING UP MY ASS......WTF..
I battled with this thought for a long time.
In the end.
My will overcame my homophobia and I decided I was going to put this vibrator in my ass.
It took a few weeks to manage to get in in a few inches.
Each time I got it further in my orgasms increased.
The pain of it opening my ass wider and wider was actually a turn on.
So I continued my journey with my new found friend until I had it all the way in with asslips closed over the end.
And that was that.
The rest is history. Over the next 35 years, I increased the lengths and widths to where I am now.
Nothing has changed.
I love jamming HUGE objects in my well and truly, well trained ass.

I would love to hear your stories...
What was the pivotal moment in your life that sparked your ass play.

Don't be shy.
I want to know if we males are predominantly gay or is it something else.
I heard a few scientist claim that ALL males are subconsciously gay.
But I feel there might be something else.
I don't want to fuck men.
I just love playing with my ass.

Anyway.
Take it easy. And stay safe.

Look forward to your stories....